“It wasn’t until this past year that I got to work with [Scarlett] as an actress on the movie called “The Avengers” where my experience with her was nothing short of tremendously awful. For six months, she continuously threw me around, beat me, stepped on me and wiped the floor with my dignity and self respect, every day all with a smile on her face. But it was her emotional intelligence and commitment to truth that allowed me to be a better actor, and as a friend, made me a better man.”

“Maybe April doesn’t think we’re the greatest band in the world but man she loves me and I love her. So, you know, who cares?”